Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Loveless Ch 3 Review

syer1001: hi, kaiser klee! soo...who will be the sephiroth-like again? i thought jiyeon is fugaku's, not mikoto's...but then she called her mom...i think i lost recap already...

notjiyeon: and someone didn't read the earlier ones but still saying that he is a big fan...i can see what you did there, but i never thought you could raise a b-

syer1001: hey! shut it! we ff fans have pledged not to question any creations, fanworks or not.

notjiyeon: i don't remember doing that. i am not even a huge fan like you in ff.

syer1001: then, why are you here? you are not t-ara's fan.

notjiyeon: i am! i'm just not a fan of the real jiyeon!

syer1001: and why is that?

notjiyeon: really? you want to bring the whole thing here? i thought we should review this chapter?

syer1001; fine... keep going...

notjiyeon: eitherway, i only know that we can raise chocobo...

syer1001: like our parents raise us?

notjiyeon: we're not birds...

syer1001: i mean, inbred to get golden chocobos.

notjiyeon: what? we're not family!

syer1001: cousins did not count?

notjiyeon: we. are. not families!!!

syer1001: geez, whatever...

notjiyeon: as i was about to say, it seems you can also raise dragons too in this ff7-like world...

syer1001: dragons are living creatures too...

notjiyeon: and so is every single monsters in every single universe! can you raise them all!?

syer1001: yes...?

notjiyeon: even tornberries?

syer1001: well...

notjiyeon: or hollows? how about angels, gods and demons? can you raise them too?

syer1001: i think you are moving away from our review...

notjiyeon: back on track, i can pretty much think on what will happen to that dragon and stuff, but that because you made those prequels and stuff...so...yeah...that's it, i guess...

syer1001: i thought you are bad with literature. why don't you ask klee?

notjiyeon: would you please stop about even doing it!?

syer1001: but klee is sunbaenim! how dare you!

notjiyeon: not in here, okay?

syer1001: but i would like to talk about it! i want to!

notjiyeon: you have been banned from here for good! stop dragging me into your stupid mess!

syer1001: come on! come on! you said i could ask klee!

notjiyeon: ever heard of PM?

syer1001: but i want scatter to help to...

notjiyeon: PM!

syer1001: fine...

notjiyeon:...

syer1001: klee, i would like to-

notjiyeon: GET OUT!

syer1001: what about the review?

notjiyeon: dont ask any! PM!

syer1001: fine!

notjiyeon: you said theres something funny, but i dont get it.

syer1001: we are cold heart. that's it.

notjiyeon: but some is way cold heart than me.

syer1001: who?

notjiyeon: you.

syer1001: me? what did i do?

notjiyeon: YOU BARGE INTO MY ROOM SUDDENLY! I AM WEARING NOTHING BUT BIKINI AND PANTS BECAUSE SOMEONE WANTED TO READ ABOUT A FREAKING FANFIC!

syer1001: that's pervert...

notjiyeon: AND YET YOU DID NOT WANT TO MARRY ME, SOMEONE WHO LOVED YOU FOR THE WHOLE LIFE AND NEARLY MAKING HER PREGNANT BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO USE A FREAKING C-

syer1001: whoa, whoa! personal issues!

notjiyeon: WHO CARES!

syer1001: whatever. it's not like i can say no about that...either way, we agree that we can't feel bad or good about Mikoto because we dont care. We also dont care what happened to Lucrecia Hojo in FF7.

notjiyeon: *inhales, exhales* it makes me thinking whether Jiyeon is Sephiroth here, considering her role seems to be Itachi...maybe i just messed up with fiction here...

syer1001: or she could be Menma...

notjiyeon: Menma? Naruto Road to Ninja's Menma?

syer1001: he's crazy. he uses his strongest attack to destroy his own village. he was accepted by the darkness itself. he has sharingan...

notjiyeon: hes not illegitimate child...

syer1001: some fandom goes crazy and said that Menma is an illegitimate child of Minato and Mikoto. He has black hair and sharingan...

notjiyeon: but he got po-

syer1001: we naruto fans has pledged on not to reveal unnecessary info on anything.

notjiyeon: FUUUUUUU

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