Lawatan ke Kuala Lumpur oleh Budak-Budak IM 225 UiTM Machang

Khamis lepas, tepat (xlah tepat sangat) pukul 2, semua orang bertolak ke tempat kitorang stay 2 malam, Uitm Puncak Alam. Hari tu aku merajuk ngan group sendiri dan lari dok ngan group B (budak 2nd intake). Lagi best dok ngan diorang. Riang ria memanjang. Budak group A pon x se-best ni, dok hine org lain (terutama skali si Berak tu. AKu harap sgt die mampos dlam neraka tu sendiri)

Also, naik bas bantut dgn bebudak grup b tu teramatlah best, pasal laju je bas tu. Bantut pon, lajunye laju jugak. Kitorang leading banyak kali, berbanding dgn bas viagra dgn grup a tu.

Pas tu, sampai kat sane waktu malam. Masuk je, pasang cadar, terus hempap katil tu...lupe nak set alarm, bangun tepat2 pukul 8 besoknye. X sempat nak mandi wajib. Dalam mimpi malam tu best yang amat...

First gi Perpustakaan Raja Tun Uda kat Shah Alam. Best tempat tu. Library ni die buat pelbagai jenis experiment sbb nak tarik org gi tempat yang org selalu kata boring ni. Macam2 ada dalm tu, siap ade roller coaster 3D. Berbaloi abis 7 ringgit.

Next, gi Perpustakaan KL. Baru tau betapa besar beza die dgn Raja Tun Uda. Pasal apa? Pasal library mcm nilah yg org kate boring.

Abis je gi lawatan, sume ilang gi shopping kat mane2 je. Aku sorang2 gi jumpe bapak, gi makan free kat Secret Recipe (die la yang bayo nye...).

Nak balik tu, si budak ni yang hanya akan dikenali sebagai Fariak, budak grup A yg memandai masuk bas grup B (smalam die dok dlm bas viagra) gi tandas waktu org nak bertolak. Masing2 ingat die kat bas satu lagi. Nasib baik ada orang sedar yang dia hilang, suruh bas tu berhenti tunggu die. Tapi, bas tu dah gerak jauh ke depan, tunggu kat tempat lain la maksudnye.

Fariak ni pulak, bile die sampai kat extraction point yg sepatutnye, tgk takde bas, cuakla die. Nasib baik die jumpa bas tu, kalau x berkampung la die kat kl tu dgn bahasa Kedah pekat die tu (memang buat teruk la die nie). Terus trauma. Orang lain, bukan main lagi kenakan die, sampai skang pon dok kenakan die (salah satu main reason knape aku x suka bercampor ngan budak grup A. Pasal mengusik tu x perhan habis, jadi penghinaan pulak).

Esoknye, Perpustakaan Negara (library paling boring di dunia) dan The Mall (mkn pizza kat situ).

Pas tu balik la! Bukannye ada sesapa nak buat ko duduk situ lelama!

And that's how the story goes...Untuk pengetahuan semua, kejadian ini berlaku semasa kitorang x siapkan assignment satu pon, dan besoknye adalah permulaan bagi dateline2 tersebut...

Kem Kesatria Negara bagi Pelajar Sarjana Ijazah Muda Lepasan Matrik/STPM 2011- Suatu pembaziran?

Ya, inilah yang ingin disebut oleh Syer pada waktu ini. Pada 20 November 2011 semasa kelas Kesatria Negara bagi pelajar degree di UiTM Machang dijalankan, komander kat sana kata yang kitorang akan ber-camping di sini. And by "di sini" bermaksud khemah kitorang ialah BILIK KITORANG! 2 malam dibazirkan kat bilik kitorang!

Dan sepanjang sesi kem tu, x pernah walau sekali pon kitorang berkawad! Kitorang join kem Kesatria Negara, pelajar2 seniornya berjawatan Komander, Chief Officer, dan pelbagai lagi! Dah kira macam askar la tu. So, pasai apa waktu kitorang bergerak kesana ke mari tanpa jeritan "kiri-kiri-kiri-kanan-kiri!" macam yang askar selalu buat. PLKN buat macam tu, apasal Kesatria Negara tak boleh? PLKN bukannya askar! PLKN cuma latihan ala-askar!

Dan kitorang bazirkan masa dengan buat persembahan dalam time limit persediaan yang cukup singkat, sesi pembelajaram yamg boleh dibuat waktu kelas biasa (Kompas? Beiring? Peta? Aku dah belajar semua tu kat PLKN!), dan explorace di satu blok itu je, dengan hanya berpandukan 6 puzzle kertas, 5 soalan2 dan SATU cabaran! Boring gila!! Buang masa aku join!

Dan tu semua adalah penting sebab markahnya akan diambil kira dalam CGPA...ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Conclusion, membazir waktu pelajar je. Taulah bende tu penting, at least preparelah biar kasi gempak dan bermakna! PLKN lagi best la, dan semua yang plan program semuanya askar! Pelajar-pelajar senior kreatif la skit!!!

Perasmian Karnival Mesra Belia di UiTM Machang

Baru je berlaku tadi, waktu kitorang ade kem kesatria negara. Kitorang pon joinlah, tgk ape ade. Of course, sepanjang tige org berkuasa kat depan tu berucap (rasenye salah satu drp mrk adalah rektor...)

lepas tu, ade persembahan silat. first2, ade sorang org besar ni die bersilat dgn parang besar. dia bersilat mcm nak tikam org, kecot perot budak degree yg dok btol2 kat depan tu..

pastu ade 2 match....

dan first time aku tengok pesilat buat sketsa, best pulak tu. siap ade pistol lagi... yg pegan parang mula2 tu berlakon jadi guru silat.

pastu ade guru silat yg betol cuba nak tetak sorang pesilat dgn parang...

hei, aku patut cakap paasl perasmian tu kan????

Somehing Worng With My Notebook

Goddamnit punye laptop...asal la bateri yang aku dah charge penuh, 100 percent, boleh tahan untuk 30 minit je? sakit ko!!! sial la ko!!!!

Orientasi Perpustakaan

Baru hari ni nak buat!!?? Lagi 2 bulan nak abis sem!!?? Waktu kitorang daftar dulu x buat langsung!!

And syer belajar sesuatu daripada orientasi ni; lain kali dtg awal2, kalau x kemungkinan kecik terpaksa duduk luar dan termenung sebab ramai sgt org.,..

My Life So Far

Right now I am a student of Universiti Teknologi MARA/MARA University of Technology also known as UiTM in first semester. I now studied in Information Management. And that do stray away from my path of becoming a film director. Oh well, gotta gather some money to buy a recorder, then you can start your project...


I always wanted to create my own videos and post it on Youtube, and that's because I have a lot of ideas and I pretty much wanted to be like those Youtube celebrities. You know, Ryan Higa, Shane Dawson, Davedays, and many more.

I have a medium taste of comedy. I do love Japanese puns (seeing how clever they twist some pronunciation to make it confusing). I also loves dirty jokes. But, the problem is that I myself doesn't know how to make a joke. Sometimes I just spill it out spontaneously and people do think it is funny. But sometimes it doesn't.


And right now I hate my family (like some normal teenagers would do). But most of it because they, before, never actually spend their time with me. And with no warning they suddenly shoving their nose toward me. And when I did something wrong (or when no one to be blame for certain things), they always shout at me and said, "I never thought you that stuff!"


Okay, first if all, you didn't teach me anything. I learned most of the thing from outside. And everyone knows how dangerous the outside world is. And second, you didn't even care about me in the first place!


Okay, fine, just like some boys, I watched porn. And disgusted with it. It's fake and it is not interesting at all. Why do men loves porn anyway? With those made up moans and some other weird s**t, it is not appealing at all. I rather watch my favorite actresses in bikini, much more turn on.


And I never have a girlfriend. Never wanted to. And I am not attracted enough to have one. And also because I'm a nice guy. I mean, why did girls love going out with bad boys (I am complaining). What makes them so appealing? Is it their handsome faces? Is it because they know how to dress well? Is it because they know how to speak in public? Is it because they honestly talked to you guys? And few months later (the usual time gap) you will enter your room, crying for how jerk he is. Which make no sense because they are acting jerkass in the FIRST PLACE! Love is blind but YOU GUYS NOT!


And why I don't want a girlfriend? Because I don't want to hurt their feelings. If I love you, that's mean I have to do anything to make them feel happy, even if I have to break up with them so they could find a better men. And that will most likely happen since I will be (am) seeing myself as a worthless human.


Back to my life, I used to spend my time writing either my own romantic novel or my fanfictions. My fanfictions are always action adventure fictions.


My novels I am completing right now is called Forum Ai Through Uchuu. I combined the title with Japanese because the heroine is a Japanese. Ai means love and uchuu means space. Yes, it's a bit sci-fi genre, because I am totally fail in geography. So, by making my own fictional world, I can put any name for any places without people condemning me for not doing a research. Owh, come on! I have life, okay?


What should I put now? Owh, what am I doing right now? In a holiday at my parents' home. Why did I say parents' home? Because one day I am going to leave this place forever.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

The Reason of This Blog's Existance

Okay, someone please tell me why am I keeping this blog on? I don't know. I barely keep this thing alive, you know. But, for some reason I always do wanted to put something in it, but I don't know what. Want to talk about my own personal life, it's not like there is anyone who care about it. And I can't say a lot of thing about my personal life since my family might found it and read it. Curse them!