Lawatan ke Kuala Lumpur oleh Budak-Budak IM 225 UiTM Machang

Khamis lepas, tepat (xlah tepat sangat) pukul 2, semua orang bertolak ke tempat kitorang stay 2 malam, Uitm Puncak Alam. Hari tu aku merajuk ngan group sendiri dan lari dok ngan group B (budak 2nd intake). Lagi best dok ngan diorang. Riang ria memanjang. Budak group A pon x se-best ni, dok hine org lain (terutama skali si Berak tu. AKu harap sgt die mampos dlam neraka tu sendiri)

Also, naik bas bantut dgn bebudak grup b tu teramatlah best, pasal laju je bas tu. Bantut pon, lajunye laju jugak. Kitorang leading banyak kali, berbanding dgn bas viagra dgn grup a tu.

Pas tu, sampai kat sane waktu malam. Masuk je, pasang cadar, terus hempap katil tu...lupe nak set alarm, bangun tepat2 pukul 8 besoknye. X sempat nak mandi wajib. Dalam mimpi malam tu best yang amat...

First gi Perpustakaan Raja Tun Uda kat Shah Alam. Best tempat tu. Library ni die buat pelbagai jenis experiment sbb nak tarik org gi tempat yang org selalu kata boring ni. Macam2 ada dalm tu, siap ade roller coaster 3D. Berbaloi abis 7 ringgit.

Next, gi Perpustakaan KL. Baru tau betapa besar beza die dgn Raja Tun Uda. Pasal apa? Pasal library mcm nilah yg org kate boring.

Abis je gi lawatan, sume ilang gi shopping kat mane2 je. Aku sorang2 gi jumpe bapak, gi makan free kat Secret Recipe (die la yang bayo nye...).

Nak balik tu, si budak ni yang hanya akan dikenali sebagai Fariak, budak grup A yg memandai masuk bas grup B (smalam die dok dlm bas viagra) gi tandas waktu org nak bertolak. Masing2 ingat die kat bas satu lagi. Nasib baik ada orang sedar yang dia hilang, suruh bas tu berhenti tunggu die. Tapi, bas tu dah gerak jauh ke depan, tunggu kat tempat lain la maksudnye.

Fariak ni pulak, bile die sampai kat extraction point yg sepatutnye, tgk takde bas, cuakla die. Nasib baik die jumpa bas tu, kalau x berkampung la die kat kl tu dgn bahasa Kedah pekat die tu (memang buat teruk la die nie). Terus trauma. Orang lain, bukan main lagi kenakan die, sampai skang pon dok kenakan die (salah satu main reason knape aku x suka bercampor ngan budak grup A. Pasal mengusik tu x perhan habis, jadi penghinaan pulak).

Esoknye, Perpustakaan Negara (library paling boring di dunia) dan The Mall (mkn pizza kat situ).

Pas tu balik la! Bukannye ada sesapa nak buat ko duduk situ lelama!

And that's how the story goes...Untuk pengetahuan semua, kejadian ini berlaku semasa kitorang x siapkan assignment satu pon, dan besoknye adalah permulaan bagi dateline2 tersebut...

Kem Kesatria Negara bagi Pelajar Sarjana Ijazah Muda Lepasan Matrik/STPM 2011- Suatu pembaziran?

Ya, inilah yang ingin disebut oleh Syer pada waktu ini. Pada 20 November 2011 semasa kelas Kesatria Negara bagi pelajar degree di UiTM Machang dijalankan, komander kat sana kata yang kitorang akan ber-camping di sini. And by "di sini" bermaksud khemah kitorang ialah BILIK KITORANG! 2 malam dibazirkan kat bilik kitorang!

Dan sepanjang sesi kem tu, x pernah walau sekali pon kitorang berkawad! Kitorang join kem Kesatria Negara, pelajar2 seniornya berjawatan Komander, Chief Officer, dan pelbagai lagi! Dah kira macam askar la tu. So, pasai apa waktu kitorang bergerak kesana ke mari tanpa jeritan "kiri-kiri-kiri-kanan-kiri!" macam yang askar selalu buat. PLKN buat macam tu, apasal Kesatria Negara tak boleh? PLKN bukannya askar! PLKN cuma latihan ala-askar!

Dan kitorang bazirkan masa dengan buat persembahan dalam time limit persediaan yang cukup singkat, sesi pembelajaram yamg boleh dibuat waktu kelas biasa (Kompas? Beiring? Peta? Aku dah belajar semua tu kat PLKN!), dan explorace di satu blok itu je, dengan hanya berpandukan 6 puzzle kertas, 5 soalan2 dan SATU cabaran! Boring gila!! Buang masa aku join!

Dan tu semua adalah penting sebab markahnya akan diambil kira dalam CGPA...ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Conclusion, membazir waktu pelajar je. Taulah bende tu penting, at least preparelah biar kasi gempak dan bermakna! PLKN lagi best la, dan semua yang plan program semuanya askar! Pelajar-pelajar senior kreatif la skit!!!

Perasmian Karnival Mesra Belia di UiTM Machang

Baru je berlaku tadi, waktu kitorang ade kem kesatria negara. Kitorang pon joinlah, tgk ape ade. Of course, sepanjang tige org berkuasa kat depan tu berucap (rasenye salah satu drp mrk adalah rektor...)

lepas tu, ade persembahan silat. first2, ade sorang org besar ni die bersilat dgn parang besar. dia bersilat mcm nak tikam org, kecot perot budak degree yg dok btol2 kat depan tu..

pastu ade 2 match....

dan first time aku tengok pesilat buat sketsa, best pulak tu. siap ade pistol lagi... yg pegan parang mula2 tu berlakon jadi guru silat.

pastu ade guru silat yg betol cuba nak tetak sorang pesilat dgn parang...

hei, aku patut cakap paasl perasmian tu kan????

Somehing Worng With My Notebook

Goddamnit punye laptop...asal la bateri yang aku dah charge penuh, 100 percent, boleh tahan untuk 30 minit je? sakit ko!!! sial la ko!!!!

Orientasi Perpustakaan

Baru hari ni nak buat!!?? Lagi 2 bulan nak abis sem!!?? Waktu kitorang daftar dulu x buat langsung!!

And syer belajar sesuatu daripada orientasi ni; lain kali dtg awal2, kalau x kemungkinan kecik terpaksa duduk luar dan termenung sebab ramai sgt org.,..

My Life So Far

Right now I am a student of Universiti Teknologi MARA/MARA University of Technology also known as UiTM in first semester. I now studied in Information Management. And that do stray away from my path of becoming a film director. Oh well, gotta gather some money to buy a recorder, then you can start your project...


I always wanted to create my own videos and post it on Youtube, and that's because I have a lot of ideas and I pretty much wanted to be like those Youtube celebrities. You know, Ryan Higa, Shane Dawson, Davedays, and many more.

I have a medium taste of comedy. I do love Japanese puns (seeing how clever they twist some pronunciation to make it confusing). I also loves dirty jokes. But, the problem is that I myself doesn't know how to make a joke. Sometimes I just spill it out spontaneously and people do think it is funny. But sometimes it doesn't.


And right now I hate my family (like some normal teenagers would do). But most of it because they, before, never actually spend their time with me. And with no warning they suddenly shoving their nose toward me. And when I did something wrong (or when no one to be blame for certain things), they always shout at me and said, "I never thought you that stuff!"


Okay, first if all, you didn't teach me anything. I learned most of the thing from outside. And everyone knows how dangerous the outside world is. And second, you didn't even care about me in the first place!


Okay, fine, just like some boys, I watched porn. And disgusted with it. It's fake and it is not interesting at all. Why do men loves porn anyway? With those made up moans and some other weird s**t, it is not appealing at all. I rather watch my favorite actresses in bikini, much more turn on.


And I never have a girlfriend. Never wanted to. And I am not attracted enough to have one. And also because I'm a nice guy. I mean, why did girls love going out with bad boys (I am complaining). What makes them so appealing? Is it their handsome faces? Is it because they know how to dress well? Is it because they know how to speak in public? Is it because they honestly talked to you guys? And few months later (the usual time gap) you will enter your room, crying for how jerk he is. Which make no sense because they are acting jerkass in the FIRST PLACE! Love is blind but YOU GUYS NOT!


And why I don't want a girlfriend? Because I don't want to hurt their feelings. If I love you, that's mean I have to do anything to make them feel happy, even if I have to break up with them so they could find a better men. And that will most likely happen since I will be (am) seeing myself as a worthless human.


Back to my life, I used to spend my time writing either my own romantic novel or my fanfictions. My fanfictions are always action adventure fictions.


My novels I am completing right now is called Forum Ai Through Uchuu. I combined the title with Japanese because the heroine is a Japanese. Ai means love and uchuu means space. Yes, it's a bit sci-fi genre, because I am totally fail in geography. So, by making my own fictional world, I can put any name for any places without people condemning me for not doing a research. Owh, come on! I have life, okay?


What should I put now? Owh, what am I doing right now? In a holiday at my parents' home. Why did I say parents' home? Because one day I am going to leave this place forever.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

The Reason of This Blog's Existance

Okay, someone please tell me why am I keeping this blog on? I don't know. I barely keep this thing alive, you know. But, for some reason I always do wanted to put something in it, but I don't know what. Want to talk about my own personal life, it's not like there is anyone who care about it. And I can't say a lot of thing about my personal life since my family might found it and read it. Curse them!

Something for Parents

First of all let me say this, 80% of bad behaviour done by some people because of how their parents treat them. This is fuckingly true.

You parents doesn't do your job fair enough that we children were raised in such environment. That in turn effecting our personality. And when something bad happen, you put the blame on us. Why? Why bother put the blame on your own children when you can think about your own fault. It's starts front the beginning.

First phase: Pre-marriage

It starts from the moment you two married. Tell me, why did you married in the first place? Love? Family's order? You have enough money? You think life after marriage will be good for both of you?

BULL SHIT!!

Love does nothing but pain alone. It is your own choice to follow your family's order. Money is nothing but a tool for people to interact with each other. Life after marriage is not supposed to be good for you. It's supposed to be good for your offsprings.

Let me tell you this, when you married, you have to sacrifice nearly everything to make sure your descendant gets a better life afterward. This isn't about you. This is about them!

Who will be born and have to carve their own story? Them! Us (the children of the future)! Marriage is where you are preparing to baton touch with your child so that it's them who build the future.

You will be demoted to side character if this life is like a movie. You children are going to be the main star from now on.

Does that mean you are no longer important? HELL NO!

Did you know that without the interaction with side characters, the main heroes and main villains are nothing but a robot?

But, because of this impression made by those stupid lovebird that the children suffer from it.

How is that possible? What marriage impression effecting them?

A lot.

Second phase: Life after marriage

You see, when you marrying because of you and not because of the world's future, you unknownly developed a sense where your actions will be based on you and you alone. Because of that you will act selfishly.

As a parent, you are supposed to act selfless. This is about your child we are talking about. They learned everything from you. How did you interact toward others, how did you react toward some changes in life. And those observation they made will create a personality based on those.

If you have been shouting at them before, they will shout at you back one day. If you have been nice to them, they will be nice to you. If you have been spoiling them, they will be spoiled at the rest of their life.

Why the last one is different?

When you mad at them, you've installed a software called 'Anger.exe' into their brain. They will be angered in the rest of their life. If you spoil them, the software is 'IGetWhateverIWant.exe' into them and they will act as if this world is theirs.

Third phase: Dealing with more than one child.

This phase is important for parents whose having more than one child or going to have another one.

You have to, I said it again, HAVE TO, balanced all love you have toward them AND release ALL your loves toward yourself.

Remember to interact with all of them in equal numbers everyday, regardless what age they are. If you spend twice with your first child, be sure to spend time twice with others.

This is important so that they won't have a thinking of 'Myparentsdoesnotcareaboutme.png'

Children, regardless their ages, always have this kind of picture ready to be edit anytime.

You parent doesn't realise, that if you spend more time onto specific child, the others will feel as if you ignore their existance. This also effecting their habits.

Don't you know that problematic teenagers are mostly the results of you being biased to them? They feel neglected and they started to mingle around with someone they aren't supposed, thinking that their parents doesn't even care about you.

And yet you blame on them for their bad behaviour?

Without salt, curry won't be as tasteful as it supposed to. Without you, they aren't as humane as they supposed to.

Fourth phase: Creating a story

You wanted them to succeed. You wanted them to have a better life with a stable job. You want them to study hard so that they could achieve that. You unconsciously make them do whatever YOU want.

What if they failed?

You: You got an F in math!? You embarrass your own family! You embarrass me! Did you know how embarrassing I am telling my friends how bad you are??

I got a question here, who's the one who failed? And why did you tell them about something that make you shame?

We are the one who failed. Did you ever consider our feelings? Did you even asked why did we failed? Why must we bother about your feelings when we are the one who is in trouble here?

You: I want you study in business so that you can have a better life afterward. I want to see you happy in the future. I won't accept other non business-related subject.

Okay, who's life are we talking about? You or me? Why did you have to care about what occupation we would like to have? Why did you have to become the author of our book when the book is produced with OUR NAME on it?

You parents just think about yourself! Have you ever wonder what we thought about ourselves? NO! COZ' YOU'RE SELFISH!

It's us who carved the stone! It's us who stained the clothes! It's us who write a full paragraph on the papers! Why on earth did you have to become a dictator on our own life!?

Seriously, parents? Think about it.

Japanese Tokusatsu- For Kids Only?

Japanese Tokusatsu refers to any Japanese science fiction television shows and movies. That includes Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and all other shows.

For some part of the world, this show are known for kids only. They are been categorized in the same category as animation.

This is not true! Tokusatsu is NOT for kids. The thought happen when someone does not understand the true meaning of the story and make their own thoughts without any reference, known as first impression.

This occurs in Malaysia. Because Kamen Rider and Super Sentai shows are USED to be for kids, they immediately thought all of it for kids and dub it like hell, since all animations gets the same treatment.

                                                 It Used to be. Now it's not

Nowadays, Kamen Rider and Super Sentai are still in kids slot, but that doesn't mean only kids can watch it. If it is kiddie shows and the slot is in Sunday morning, and kids wake up to watch it, does that mean adults are a bunch of lazy-ass in Sunday? No, it's not! It is aired in the morning so that people will wake up early.

                                                         It's Sunday morning? I'm still a child and I want to watch kids shows! Yea!!

If you could just spend your time watching these, try understand the whole concept, you can actually realise that it's not just about man wearing tight spandex fighting monsters.

The problem with Malaysian is that they only interested in looking at the outer side of something. Who cares what inside is, the outside is all that matter. And because of that, no marriage has ever become so peaceful that the husband and wife argue with each other.

Spend your time watch Kamen Rider W Return- Eternal. It's about a bunch of zombies fighting evil psychic that trying to use psychics for their own good. The word zombie is not for kids. What kind of retarded child want to watch undead? And the Kamen Rider only appear in minutes, while the whole story is spent for the zombie to try helping the trapped psychic

                                                        BRAAAAAAIIINN!
The story itself is about entering a criminal mind. The protagonist, who is supposed to be a cool anti-hero try to save those espers from slavery. In the end, the espers are all die, including his friend. Engulfs in emotion, he turns into evil person, vow to show everyone the true meaning of hell.

If that's not enough try watching Samurai Sentai Shinkenger, a.k.a. the most epic Super Sentai series. You can actually see that it is about how a man lie to his friends about his true self and run away from the group several times, not wanting to hurt them. And we get villains who killed his entire family for proving how strong his sword is. That's reallly evil if you ask me.

In case you doesn't know, the actresses are mostly gravure idols. They posed for men magazines. Doesn't believe me? Try open wikipedia, search for the shows, search the name of the actresses, search the names in google image, set the safesearch off, and you'll get a page full of them in sexy bikinis.

Don't want to waste your time finding names? I'll give you names; Yumi Sugimoto, Rika Satoh, Yui Koike, Nao Nagasawa, Nao Oikawa, Marie Kai. There, search it, now!

And you say it's for kids?? What kind of retarded are you!!?? You really want children to see a show where the girls are actually someone who show their cleavages and thighs to public??

Malaysia is number 1 a-hole in entertainment, and they will always be a loser in this. The only thing Malaysia can do is either producing the numerous of love story or imitating America with their non-love story. And restrict others from downloading their stuff when nobody want to download theirs.

First Impression Is Not Good

Malaysia is a country with full of first impression. I don't know about other countries, but I know Malaysia is.

For those who doesn't know what first impression is, it is a form of thinking toward something when you first know it. For example, if you saw a beautiful girl, your first impression is that either she is indeed beautiful, or she uses some product, or anything else. It can be anything.

Now, you can argue with me, but first impression in Malaysian is always the negative one when it comes to something they don't even care or like. I they hate something, their first impression is always the negative one.

I know what you guys thinking.

You: What? No! We are not like that. Malaysia is the most peaceful country. Malaysian is a civilize citizen.

Civilize my ass!!

You see, Malaysian has tendencies to condemn others just by simply thinking and not by research. If yu guys just don't understand, I can give you examples in Malaysian today.

Japanese Animation:
Why did I say Japanese animation, and not all animation? Because American and Malaysian animation is only for kids. That's what Malaysian thought. They also include Japanese animation/anime in their thought.

May I conclude that anime is NOT ALL for kids! Just because it is not real life doesn't mean it is for kids to watch. That's the reason why Malaysian's achievement in multimedia is a huge fail!

I give you an example of anime. Naruto. About ninja. It's about a boy who has a demon inside his body. For kids? Absolutely not.

You see, in Naruto, we have bloods. A lot of it. We all know that kids + blood = disaster. No need for explanation. Look at the plot, we have crazy ninja who want to kill people, a fight in a village, revenge, love, and all other stuff. Is it for kids? Of course not!

But NOOOO. Most Malaysian have this first impression of cartoons is for kids. Not all!

I give you another good example. Geng: The Adventure Begin. Our first movie animation. I know that most people have watched the story. You guys know the plot. Did anyone of you who watched it without flinching in the cinema? If you're not, then congratulation. You guys are either sleeping, or have no sense of life, or you guys did not depend on only first impression to watch it, meaning you guys are open minded.

The story itself is horror. Lightning there, lightning here. I'm sure kids were like really scary throughout the whole plot. If they are like that, that's NOT for kids! AT ALL!

Not to mention we have hentai...and it's for kids, huh?

Japanese TV Show (Tokusatsu)
Japanese Tokusatsu for TV Show is like Kamen Rider, Ultraman, Super Sentai, or anything else.

When any of these "civilize" Malaysian walk upon the fans of these shows (kinda like me), their reaction is "Hey, are you like 3 years old, watching those kiddies stuff?"

F**** YOU!

What, you think only kids want to watch stuff like that? About a group of monsters who killed people as a game? About zombies who turn human into ashes just because they think they are far more superior than them? Or what if about a group of monster who came out of a hell dimension and destroy everything to make people cry just so that they could flood the whole world with their river full of toxin?

I can agree if you say SOME story is for kids. Ultraman IS for kids. Power Rangers IS since it's American. There's a different there.

Let me tell you something, the main actresses in those shows are mostly gravure idols.

Who?

Gravure idols are girl models who models for men magazine, in bikini. That's how Japanese control their perverts.

Owh, should I mention about porn stars who act as main character as well? No, I shouldn't.

You: Owh, come on. Kids won't realize that. Let them be.

I should tell you how in those shows recently, a lot of sexy garment is used. So, are you gonna let kids watch those sexy girls wearing sexy clothes? No you're not!

Politics
Owh, my favourite. A.k.a. the reason why Malaysia is not a peaceful country.

This happens all the time, especially for opposition party.

I don't want to mention party names (already did that), so I'm gonna mention certain people's thought.

From the government supporter to opposition:
Those opposition wants nothing but power! They just want to have this power by their own, and ignore us like a piece of s**t!

From the government supporter to government:
They did everything they could to make sure this peaceful country remain peaceful. We should never underestimate them.

And vice versa.


You see, because of the politics, most Malaysian are not in the same roof. No bond at all. Those politics goers fight forever, we know it. Why can't we just leave each other and try to make the Malaysia a better country? Instead, those first impression and without research just make this place a war. Kinda like the war between anti-SNSD and pro-SNSD.

Conclusion:-
I want to mention a lot of s**t, but too many. And I need to do some research first. If I found any, I WILL put it here...

Blocked websites...

I seriously don't get it why SKMM blocked some of websites used for downloading and uploading. I mean, do they really think that they would help contributing in blocking any pirated content?? What if we wanted to download something that we know could never reach malaysia?

As for me, the Tokusatsu fans, I love to download subbed movie from megaupload and fileserve (the blocked websites). Malaysian company has a really bad habit to dub those stories and make it less entertaining. Besides, I have to wait years for the story to reach this a*****e country!!!


For me, they should block the uploaders from malaysia, not block all of them. the uploading that cause the trouble not downloaders.We have nothing to be blamed for. You guys are the one who blocked everything to us.

P/S: Kalau kerajaan tak buat ape-ape sampai tahun depan, bersiap sedia lah untuk bagi peluang pade kerajaaan pembangkang untuk pegang takhta...

Showcase Amal Syuhada' At-Taqwa; Nasyid Style

Baru je tadi pergi. Lambat 1 jam. Ingat nasyid gitu-gitu je, sekali 'perggghhh'. Giler wow. Tak terkata.

Ramai jugak yang pergi tu, tapi keluarge je la (termasuk aku, tande2 takde girlfriend). Budak2 perempuan sume pergi AF, budak2 lelaki ngan bapak2 sume pergi tgk bola. Terengganu menang (ade aku kesah?).

Back to the tajuk, tempatnye kat padang. Duduknye kat padang. Yang awal atas tar la.

Tak tengok banyak sangat pon, beberape je. Tapi adela yang boleh kite catch up.

Kumpulan Al-Faroub mendendangkan gitar style ROCK (Ramai Orang Cari Ketenangan) sambil bersajak dan bersilat. Serius aku suka care die main gitar tu. Teringin nak belajo. Yang main bass-nye dengar kate ustazah. Bahaya tu...

Kumpulan Salam pulak buat lagu Tamil. Bagus jugak kumpulan tu. Best dengar...

Kitorang lepas tu lari awal, tak tahan lame sangat.

Yele, keluarga aku tu kaki nasyid. Terpakse la join sekali, kalau tak kene belasah (the best father la katekan).

Papehal, aku akhirnye ade kat umah, mengadap komputer. I really need a girlfriend *sob*

About me...

I am a Malay from Malaysia. I live in Kuala Lumpur. I am child number 2 in my siblings.

Right now, I am 18 years old. My hobbies is to surf internet and making fanfictions. My ambitions in to be a graphic designer, a game designer, and a film director. My REAL ambition is to create a foundation to help people around the world...

My favourite movies are  something with expensive CGI, Tokusatsu movies and movies with a very good storyline.

My favourite TV shows is Tokusatsu...only that...

I listens to J-Pop, K-Pop and J-Rock. My favourite singers and bands are SCANDAL, AKB48, Gackt, AAA, Aya Kamiki, Girls' Generation, 2NE1, Big Bang, Koji Kikkawa. I always dream of singing side by side with them, especially Tiffany from SNSD. She just so cute...

My talent is to sing. Let's just say I have a lot of confidence in my singing ability.