Really Gets Around:- Mahkota Hotel, Melaka

Hi and welcome to Really Gets Around, a section where I give criticizes some places that I've been into. Why am I doing this is because this is a blog, everyone has their own rights and freedom in saying stuff. If anyone wants to send me into prison for my words, I only have one thing to say, "Do you know who owns the Internet?"

My first critics will be on Mahkota Hotel in Malacca in Malaysia in Asia in Earth in Milky Way in this universe. Don't ask where the universe is.

As the Malaysian knows (or half-know...what!? Most of them failed in history or geography), Malacca is one state in Malaysia that (supposed to) focuses on its rich of history and stuff related. And most visitors makes this state as the number one spot to visit (if they ever love history and culture). This result in a lot of hotels to be build there. And of course, there are specifications that need to be looked at to build and manage one, even if the matters is so small, that could become huge if something goes wrong.

Attention, I am not a professional critic, but at least I am reviewing as a customer, and customers are always right. No, I'm not plagiarize any quote, I'm just saying that these hotels are supposed for customers to stay in, not just for money.

First, I would like to say that I actually has mixed feelings on how the buildings and rooms are located at. Each buildings are not related to each other, meaning there is no way to travel to the other buildings than going down to the ground floor, walk (or run or whatever your way of traveling) to the other building and use either stairs or lift to enter it. Well, of course this particular events happens around the hotel, but only if the buildings are seriously far away from each other. Guess what, this place isn't. The buildings are just so close that it does not make any sense for not having any bridges to not wasting energies.

Why did I took this thing as a serious business? Because of how management is going. Before, my family and I booked for one apartment with 3 room. But, something goes wrong and that room is out of order, meaning out of touch, meaning it is under repair. Did they do something about people who booked that place? NO! Instead, we have to shout at their manager about this matter. Thanks a lot that man manager is a pussy. He gives out other rooms as replacements. One apartment with two rooms and one with one, with both at different building. And of course, since we are asses, we took the advantage of the manager being sissy to ask for other rooms located with each other on the same floor at the same building. You see why points out about the buildings?

And then, the lift. So fast! It's like the lift wanting to split anyone into two! Yeah, the lift is so fast, one only took like 2 minute to open up wide, What's with that? You know how dangerous that is? You want to collect blood and money while being sissy?

Owh, should I say that this hotel is small? I should, because I am looking into everything. The parking lot is small. There, I made my point.

I hate this place...