Loveless Ch 3 Review

syer1001: hi, kaiser klee! soo...who will be the sephiroth-like again? i thought jiyeon is fugaku's, not mikoto's...but then she called her mom...i think i lost recap already...

notjiyeon: and someone didn't read the earlier ones but still saying that he is a big fan...i can see what you did there, but i never thought you could raise a b-

syer1001: hey! shut it! we ff fans have pledged not to question any creations, fanworks or not.

notjiyeon: i don't remember doing that. i am not even a huge fan like you in ff.

syer1001: then, why are you here? you are not t-ara's fan.

notjiyeon: i am! i'm just not a fan of the real jiyeon!

syer1001: and why is that?

notjiyeon: really? you want to bring the whole thing here? i thought we should review this chapter?

syer1001; fine... keep going...

notjiyeon: eitherway, i only know that we can raise chocobo...

syer1001: like our parents raise us?

notjiyeon: we're not birds...

syer1001: i mean, inbred to get golden chocobos.

notjiyeon: what? we're not family!

syer1001: cousins did not count?

notjiyeon: we. are. not families!!!

syer1001: geez, whatever...

notjiyeon: as i was about to say, it seems you can also raise dragons too in this ff7-like world...

syer1001: dragons are living creatures too...

notjiyeon: and so is every single monsters in every single universe! can you raise them all!?

syer1001: yes...?

notjiyeon: even tornberries?

syer1001: well...

notjiyeon: or hollows? how about angels, gods and demons? can you raise them too?

syer1001: i think you are moving away from our review...

notjiyeon: back on track, i can pretty much think on what will happen to that dragon and stuff, but that because you made those prequels and stuff...so...yeah...that's it, i guess...

syer1001: i thought you are bad with literature. why don't you ask klee?

notjiyeon: would you please stop about even doing it!?

syer1001: but klee is sunbaenim! how dare you!

notjiyeon: not in here, okay?

syer1001: but i would like to talk about it! i want to!

notjiyeon: you have been banned from here for good! stop dragging me into your stupid mess!

syer1001: come on! come on! you said i could ask klee!

notjiyeon: ever heard of PM?

syer1001: but i want scatter to help to...

notjiyeon: PM!

syer1001: fine...

notjiyeon:...

syer1001: klee, i would like to-

notjiyeon: GET OUT!

syer1001: what about the review?

notjiyeon: dont ask any! PM!

syer1001: fine!

notjiyeon: you said theres something funny, but i dont get it.

syer1001: we are cold heart. that's it.

notjiyeon: but some is way cold heart than me.

syer1001: who?

notjiyeon: you.

syer1001: me? what did i do?

notjiyeon: YOU BARGE INTO MY ROOM SUDDENLY! I AM WEARING NOTHING BUT BIKINI AND PANTS BECAUSE SOMEONE WANTED TO READ ABOUT A FREAKING FANFIC!

syer1001: that's pervert...

notjiyeon: AND YET YOU DID NOT WANT TO MARRY ME, SOMEONE WHO LOVED YOU FOR THE WHOLE LIFE AND NEARLY MAKING HER PREGNANT BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO USE A FREAKING C-

syer1001: whoa, whoa! personal issues!

notjiyeon: WHO CARES!

syer1001: whatever. it's not like i can say no about that...either way, we agree that we can't feel bad or good about Mikoto because we dont care. We also dont care what happened to Lucrecia Hojo in FF7.

notjiyeon: *inhales, exhales* it makes me thinking whether Jiyeon is Sephiroth here, considering her role seems to be Itachi...maybe i just messed up with fiction here...

syer1001: or she could be Menma...

notjiyeon: Menma? Naruto Road to Ninja's Menma?

syer1001: he's crazy. he uses his strongest attack to destroy his own village. he was accepted by the darkness itself. he has sharingan...

notjiyeon: hes not illegitimate child...

syer1001: some fandom goes crazy and said that Menma is an illegitimate child of Minato and Mikoto. He has black hair and sharingan...

notjiyeon: but he got po-

syer1001: we naruto fans has pledged on not to reveal unnecessary info on anything.

notjiyeon: FUUUUUUU

No Internet Is Torturing

hi everyone! syer is here again...

a week before, my house got robbed and i lost my computer in the process. and few days before the internet cafe i've been going to closed for holidays for four days straight...

such a bad life...

what did i do during those torturous gap? doing my fanfic planning by book of course...

luckily, all my fanfic is saved in my pendrive, which is safe from the robbery...

I tried to plan for my Gundam fic, and it is SOOO tiring!

eitherway, i heard my other friends' homes got robbed as well...

as a good friend, i feels bad about that.

jk, i smiled happily! you think i'm good enough to say, "It's okay, as along as my friend did not get the same treatment, i'm fine."

Nope, never ever doing that...

Hey, i'm evil...

Problem with PTPTN

Okay, let me get this straight.

After the PTPTN approved your requests on getting the loan, they will give you those loans for each semester (differ for certain people). And if you failed to get 2.00 or more for your GPA, they will stop the loan for a while till you get a good pointer.

If you get bad result and still get the money, they will ask for that money back...

Wait...

WTF, PTPTN? Is there something wrong with your management?

Failed Future

Yup. I failed to realize that I won't get any money from PTPTN this semester. Why can't I differentiate GPA & CGPA?

So, what now?

Since I'm pretty sure I can't change my course since UiTM is a huge racist asshole, the only options left are either stay learn without any money or find somewhere else to study.

It seems I have no future no intention to continue my life. I have been in the state of depression for years...

Kehidupan yang teramat boring

Dah takde maksud tersirat. Hidup Syer skang ni memang boring. Dok gi kelas, pastu balik tidur. Blaja pon x. Boring rasenye hidup ni. Teramat lah boring. Takde pape yang nak dibuat.

THE END.

Daripada bukak blog dok cite bende2 yg memang boring, okey x kalau Syer post cerita pendek untuk di baca? Bagi sesiape yg memang tau yang Syer suka buat cite Inggeris, jgn risau. Syer akan post cerita dalam bahasa Melayu, memangdangkan dalam blog nie Syer byk pkai bahasa Melayu. Melainkan bile Syer rase nak ckap dlm bahasa Inggeris...

Keboringan yang teramat.

Betape boringnye hidup skang ini. Takde bende lain nak dibuat melainkan tengok citer korea yang di download setiap hari...lagi beberape episode je nak abes nie...

Ade rancang nak buat video sendiri, tapi memandangkan software rekod video suare die tak leh pkai langsung, dan walaupun software rekod suare dan mic dah ade, tapi ketiadaan software edit video menyebabkan hasrat terbantut...

Musical Genre That I Am Listening To

MUSICS! Everybody love musics! Especially me, the loner who loves to listen to music while thinking that I have a good voice when I don't even sing a long...ehem...back to the topic...

It's all about what kind of music that I love to listen! This might be racist a bit but this is me! SYER!

J-POP (JAPANESE POP)

The group with the most members. 48+ god damn it!

The first type of songs that I am into.  Why? Because I love how their songs can be really overwhelmed. And guess what? Less love song! It is mostly about being yourself and some other sh!t nobody actually care about since it's Japan. I don't really know why less people love J-pop in Malaysia. Maybe because it's Japan? I mean, since they conquered this land before, there are grudges, like those stupid American with their long gone Pearl Harbor?

For me, J-pop is a good kind of songs' type and it is fun to listen, and to read their lyrics, which can be really inspiring.

Favorite singers: Aya Kamiki, Gackt, AKB48, SCANDAL, L'arc en Ciel, May'n, Utada Hikaru, AAA.

K-POP (KOREAN POP)

This is the reason why I love K-pop in the first place. No, not the girls...

As a man that loves international things, it's not wise if I don't love K-pop! If you love love song, you can choose variety romance songs from K-pop! Like Shin PD from Dream High 2 said, 60 percent of songs from Korea are love songs.

Everybody knows K-pop is, but less people knows J-pop is.

Favorite singers: T-ara, miss A, 2PM, 2AM, MBLAQ, IU, Coed School, Brown Eyed Girls, KARA, Big Bang, 2NE1.

Some people: is there any difference of those two?

There is!

As mentioned above, J-pop's style of song is overwhelming and have this feeling of conquering the whole atmosphere. Whenever you are feeling down, hearing J-pop can make some people rise up back and do something fun. That's the kind of feeling J-pop gives.

K-pop is mostly love songs. Even if you are single, hearing one song can makes you feels as if someone loves you.

Talking about the live concert, J-pop's type of performance is that they will walking around the stage and make every single area on that stage theirs. Even if their are dancing they will goes around the stage.

K-pop's kind of performance is more of their choreography. Their dancing skills are really strong that it takes an intense training just to master few minutes movement.

BACK TO THE CHOICES!

ENGLISH YOUTUBE SONGS

This guys are A-MAAY-ZAAHH!

Owh, wait. What about the real English songs?

Sad to say, I favor less from them.

Any original or parody English songs made by Youtube celebrities are really fun to hear, and sometimes it can be really funny. This also proves their creativity in making their own lyrics and if original, making their own songs. Also, we don't need to buy any just to hear one!

Favorite singers: Shane Dawson, Your Favorite Martians, Dave Days, YTF (Nigahiga and others), Smosh.

MALAY INDIE SONGS

Whatever happened, you gotta love these guys

Last, choice. Yes, I do love them, but I less hearing them because they are not popular through the internet. I am an international lover, and I will only listen to any that can be found through the internet.

Favorite Singers:  Bunkface, Aizat.

Say, what type of songs did you hear?

Keputusan Exam Average Bukanlah Pemakan Hidup

Memandangkan semua tengah ada yang gembira, sedih, masuk wad sakit jiwa, masuk kubur sebab dapat keputusan peperiksaan bagi semester-semester yang lepas, lantas benda nie Syer nak jadikan tajuk.

Syer pun dapat keputusan peperiksaan jugak untuk semester 1 bagi degree. Dapat lebih kurang 2.88. Tidaklah sehebat mana pun.

Tetapi bagi ramai orang termasuk ibu bapa, keputusan bawah 3.00 bermaksud neraka. Walaupun baru semester 1. Of course, nak jadik pelajar cemerlang habis belajar nanti dah kira tak boleh dapat lah. Tapi ini bukan satu masalah besar.

Memanglah sebelum ini Syer malas belajar masuk bilik. Main je tau. Syer tak tumpukan sangat perhatian waktu dalam kelas dulu. Tapi perlulah faham falsafah hidup Syer.

Bagi Syer, pointer bukan segala-galanya. Semua orang tahu benda ini. So, Syer taknaklah sakitkan kepala Syer sendiri setiap kali result yang Syer dapat kurang memberansangkan. Hidup masih perlu diteruskan.

Bagi Syer, ilmu lebih elok kalau Syer aplikasi sendiri bende tu. Tapi Syer budak Teknologi Informasi. Periksa mesti bab teori. Sebab tu Syer tak dapat bagus sangat. Kalau setakat baca buku, kerja nanti boleh buat ke? Terjamin ke hidup kalau pointer tinggi-tinggi?

Syer taknak serabutkan kepala Syer dengan benda-benda dunia ni. Syer sendiri macam orang lain juga, nak berjaya, hidup senang, macam-macam lagi. Tapi macam yang Syer cakap, teori-teori bukan hidup Syer.

Cubalah mak bapak fikir dahulu, masa hadapan kita ke yang tentukan? Tidak. Masa hadapan kita dah jelas. Kita sahaja yang tidak tahu.

"Allah tidak akan merubah nasib seseorang itu melainkan mereka merubah nasib mereka sendiri."

Secara jujur, berapa ramai orang yang faham maksud ayat ni? Kalau korang jawab, "Maksudnya kita sendiri kena buat sesuatu tentang hidup kita kalau hendak Allah beri kita hidup yang kita inginkan," jawapan dia salah.

Masa hadapan memang sudah tercatit. Dan masa hadapan itu membawa kita ke penentuan kedudukan ke Heaven or Hell. Nabi Muhammad dah tau siapa yang ke Hell siapa ke Heaven waktu Israk Mi'raj. Allah sendiri Maha Mengetahui segala-galanya, bermaksud dia tahu masa hadapan kita macam mana. Maksudnya, masa hadapan kita memang dah tersedia. Kita sahaja yang tidak tahu masa hadapan sendiri. Berjaya ke? Gagal ke?

Okay, dah jauh dah...

Pendek cerita, banyak benda yang boleh sebabkan kita berjaya. Usaha. Tawakal. Tenang. Positif. Kejayaan akan tetap bersama dengan semua manusia.

Dapat 2.88 pun, Syer peduli apa? Baru semester 1. Ada lagi 5 semester. Tak kira lagi tahun amali nanti. Tidak perlu memperbesarkan lagi hal sebegini. Pelajar perlu tenang sekarang sebab waktu kerja nantilah baru kerja mula stress.

So, mak bapak semua, shut up. Jangan bising pasal anak-anak yang dapat result tak bagus sangat. Pasal disebalik kegagalan atau ke-average-an result periksa itu, bermakna peratus untuk dapat kejayaan besar sebelum tua semakin tinggi. Setiap orang ada waktu best dia, ada waktu tak best dia kan? Dan bila dah dapat kejayaan tu, orang kisah lagi ke berapa kali kita gagal?

Serius, berapa ramai orang tanya Dato' M berapa kali dia gagal dalam hidup dia? Tiada kan?

Enjoy your life while you can while doing what are you supposed to do.

Really Gets Around:- Mahkota Hotel, Melaka

Hi and welcome to Really Gets Around, a section where I give criticizes some places that I've been into. Why am I doing this is because this is a blog, everyone has their own rights and freedom in saying stuff. If anyone wants to send me into prison for my words, I only have one thing to say, "Do you know who owns the Internet?"

My first critics will be on Mahkota Hotel in Malacca in Malaysia in Asia in Earth in Milky Way in this universe. Don't ask where the universe is.

As the Malaysian knows (or half-know...what!? Most of them failed in history or geography), Malacca is one state in Malaysia that (supposed to) focuses on its rich of history and stuff related. And most visitors makes this state as the number one spot to visit (if they ever love history and culture). This result in a lot of hotels to be build there. And of course, there are specifications that need to be looked at to build and manage one, even if the matters is so small, that could become huge if something goes wrong.

Attention, I am not a professional critic, but at least I am reviewing as a customer, and customers are always right. No, I'm not plagiarize any quote, I'm just saying that these hotels are supposed for customers to stay in, not just for money.

First, I would like to say that I actually has mixed feelings on how the buildings and rooms are located at. Each buildings are not related to each other, meaning there is no way to travel to the other buildings than going down to the ground floor, walk (or run or whatever your way of traveling) to the other building and use either stairs or lift to enter it. Well, of course this particular events happens around the hotel, but only if the buildings are seriously far away from each other. Guess what, this place isn't. The buildings are just so close that it does not make any sense for not having any bridges to not wasting energies.

Why did I took this thing as a serious business? Because of how management is going. Before, my family and I booked for one apartment with 3 room. But, something goes wrong and that room is out of order, meaning out of touch, meaning it is under repair. Did they do something about people who booked that place? NO! Instead, we have to shout at their manager about this matter. Thanks a lot that man manager is a pussy. He gives out other rooms as replacements. One apartment with two rooms and one with one, with both at different building. And of course, since we are asses, we took the advantage of the manager being sissy to ask for other rooms located with each other on the same floor at the same building. You see why points out about the buildings?

And then, the lift. So fast! It's like the lift wanting to split anyone into two! Yeah, the lift is so fast, one only took like 2 minute to open up wide, What's with that? You know how dangerous that is? You want to collect blood and money while being sissy?

Owh, should I say that this hotel is small? I should, because I am looking into everything. The parking lot is small. There, I made my point.

I hate this place...

Bil Broadband Sudah Sampai

Bil sudah sampai...cube teke berape? RM82! 82! Pasal ape aku dapat sampai 82 sedangkan bayaran sebenar adalah 56? Assignment punye hal la! Orang suruh siapkan awal-awal, banyak songeh pulak dia! Kang tak pasal-pasal orang lain pulak kena! ?

3 Minggu Penuh Dengan Exam

Tak penuh mana pun, cuma kalau tengok semua subjek, memang penuh. Tapi budak budak IM 225 cuma ada lima sahaja subjek yang masuk exam. Cuma kitorang tak belajar la kalau exam bukannya besok. Bangang kan kitorang ni?

Hikayat Megat Panji Alam, Jatuhnya Rumpun Kerana Ego

Al-kisah pada masa dahulu, Melayu yang kita kenali pada zaman dahulu bukanlah Melayu yang kita kenali sekarang. Melayu pada zaman dahulu bukan hanya ada di atas satu tanah air, tetapi di merata dunia. Ada yang di Sumatera dan ada juga yang di Australia. Tetapi setiap hikayat pasti ada permulaan dan kemundurannya.

Raja yang telah memerintah segala rumpun Melayu selama 20 tahun kekuasaannya adalah Sultan Megat Panji Alam, atau semasa waktu kecilnya dikenali sebagai Syahsir di kalangan sahabat-sahabatnya.

Syahsir adalah manusia yang sama seperti manusia biasa. Orang makan nasi goreng, dia juga makan nasi goreng. Orang minum air teh o' bang, dia juga minum teh o' bang. Orang lain dah lama main Warcraft, dia baru berjinak dengan Warcraft. Hidupnya juga dikalangan manusia biasa. Tiada siapa sangka sewaktu kakinya yang melangkah suatu kerajaan dikenal sebagai Universiti Teknologi Mara, saat itulah ceritera bermula.

Semasa umur meningkat tua, Syahsir dan rakannya turut serta di dalam pertarungan diantara Pelajar Sekolah dan Sijil Perperiksaan Malaysia. Dengan kejayaannya mempertahankan dirinya daripada anasir Bahasa Malaysia, Bahasa Inggeris, Matematik dan banyak lagi askar musuh, Syahsir diterima kependudukannya di dalam kerajaan Universiti Teknologi Mara. Dan dia diterima sebagai anak kapal yang diberi nama IM 225 di persisiran pantai Teknologi Maklumat.

Di kesemua hikayat dan ceritera-ceritera Melayu, pasti ada kisah cinta yang berlaku. Dan jika ingin tahu tentang kisah cintanya, sila tanya dia sendiri. Tukang lapur ini sudah tidak mahu bising tentang hidup roman orang lain lagi.

Semasa bersama armada perang yang terhandal, kehebatan Syahsir telah diperlihat. Beliau senang diperangkat sebagai ketua dikalangan kapal kecil D1IM2251A. Ketua yang disanjung ramai.

Ceritera ini bermula sewaktu kapal IM 225 diperintahkan ke kerajaan asing yang bernama Kuala Lumpur. Hanya sebagai anak kapal biasa yang periang (kerana ketua pada waktu itu adalah Mu-Barak-Betto), beliau sudah lihat tentang ancaman dari dalam yang dipanggil Berkeley. Berkeley ini adalah satu kumpulan lanun yang ingin merobek dan mengancam kesejahteraan Kuala Lumpur dari dalam.

Dengan betapa susah payahnya beliau pergi berjumpa presiden Kuala Lumpur pada masa itu, Ferhad Naruto. Presiden Ferhad dengan berlagaknya memalukan beliau di hadapan khalayak ramai dan tidak mempercayai kata-kata Syahsir itu. Bukan itu sahaja, malah sarjan-sarjan UiTM, Miza Farouk Pakis-Melayulah dan Azmi Library Skills juga sukar mempercayainya (tapi tidaklah seteruk Naruto).

Tetapi itu tidak mematahkan semangat beliau. Beliau dan dua orang sahabat baiknya, Boneka Diraja Rifa dan Yang Takdelah Busuk Sangat Shraffe Naqiuddin pergi ke gunung yang amat digeruni ramai, Gunung Honda.com bagi mendapatkan senjata yang teramatlah hebat sekali dinamakan Keris PES 2011. Itu sahaja yang mereka tahu yang boleh mengalahkan kekebalan George W. Bushuk, ketua lanun Berkeley.

Untuk mendapatkan senjata itu bukanlah senang. Segala cabaran perlu ditempuhi. Serangan puak gasar, Doll-Ah The Hero of Guitar dan juga kesaktian Genjiak The Malayan Boxer terpaksa dilalui dengan amat payahnya, namun dapat ditempuhi dengan kebijaksanaan yang ada pada Syahsir, dan juga kerjasama yang diberikan oleh Rifa dan Shraffe.

Di Gunung Honda.com, senjata lagenda Keris PES 2011 dijaga rapi oleh makhluk buas Honda Civic Type-R, namun dapat dijinakkan setelah makhluk tersebut kalah di dalam perlawanan O Som. Itupun terima kasih kepada Shraffe yang telah mengorbankan dirinya supaya Syahsir dapat memiliki Keris PES 2011 tersebut.

Syahsir dan Rifa kembali ke Kuala Lumpur hanya untuk menerima khabar berita bahawa Berkeley telah berjaya menawan Kuala Lumpur, dan sekarang tempat itu dipanggil Union Jack.

Mengumpul segala rumpun Melayu di seluruh pelusuk dunia, Syahsir mengetuai pasukannya bagi menentang Berkeley. Dengan menggunakan hikmat terkuatnya, Hikmat Comparison Between Honda and Berkeley Websites, kekuatan sakti Bushuk berjaya ditewaskan.

Dengan itu Syahsir diangkat sebagai raja kepada segala rumpun Melayu, dan dicatat di dalam sejarah sebagai Sultan Megat Panji Alam. Baginda mentadbir rumpun Melayu dengan adil dan saksama selama bertahun-tahun, itupun dengan pertolongan pembantu-pembantu besar, Syasrul The Calm, Pok Ang Yang Teramat Farhan, Boneka Diraja Rifa, The Don't-Play-Any-Suggestive-Sound-If-You-Don't-Want-Him-To-Make-It-Worse Hanififi, Monkey D. Lutfi, The Best Ismi Ever, Yang Buang-Air-Lama-Sangat-Sampai-Hampir-Tertinggal-Bas Fariak (atau dulu dikenali sebagai Mekanik Marshal Fariak), Pembeasr Long Nizart The JAT dan satu-satunya pembesar wanita dan juga pembesar wanita pertama di dalam sejarah, Prez Of Vice Osyim.

DIsebabkan beliau jadi teramat kaya, teramat terkenal mengalahkan Syaheizy Sam dan Aaron Aziz, dan teramat kacak mengalahkan sesiapa yang perasan kacak, termasuk yang membaca hikayat ini sehingga perenggan ini, ramai puteri dan permaisuir ingin menjadikannya raja berhari-hari, tetapi beliau cuma terima empat hari. (Dey, gila ke mau berhari-hari jadi raja, kering kontangla dia nanti)

Tetapi, kekuasaan itu tidak tahan lama. Rumpun Melayu yang amat digeruni ramai, terutama sekali Ketua Assassin's Creed Ezio Auditore de Firenze dari Italy, Maharani Gongsi Faxai dari China Straight-Jangan-Belok-Belok, Penghuluwati Ombak Rindu Alam Maya Karin dan Kim Jong-Ok dari Korea Barat, akhirnya mengalami kemunduran juga.

Disebabkan bini sampai empat, equals to anak begitu ramai, maka mahkota yang ingin diturunkan tidak tahu kepada siapa, terpaksalah diberi kepada pemenang Pertandingan Memasak Babas bersama Chef Ismail. Pemenangnya adalah Prince Addy Barak, anak di bahagian Amerika Utara (pelik, muka dia macam orang Yahudi je? Banyak dosa kot?).

Addy Barak adalah jejaka yang amat sombong dan suka menggoda mana-mana gadis, terutama sekali seorang wanita yang memiliki reban buah yang paling besar di seluruh dunia, Katherine Al-Harry Potter. Tiada siapa sangka dia itu adalah bomoh yang pandai guna ubat guna-guna. Tapi semua orang tahu yang Addy Barak itu memang kena ubat guna-guna, sebab dia sudah berhenti menggoda gadis-gadis sunti atau janda berhias sejak bertemu Katherine.

Bila orang tegur Addy Barak tentang perbuatannya itu, bukan main sombong lagi membantah cakap orang. Motto hidupnya, "Yang Tua, Kubur Dah Dekat. Yang Muda Kalau Perempuan Kita Goda, Kalau Lelaki Kita Tipu Dia Dengan Belanja Dia Makan Di Nyior Cafe Pastu Lari Sebelum Bayar." Disebabkan egonya itu, hingga bapanya, Sultan Megat Panji Alam menangis teresak-esak.

Walaupun tua, Fira ingin juga berjasa kali terakhir kepada Sultan Megat Panji Alam. Dengan bakat James Bondnya yang terpendam lama akibat spotlight semuanya bagi dekat Syahsir dulu, dan juga pertolongan hikmat "twist ending" yang diperturunkan kepada beliau oleh M Night Syamalan, beliau dapat membongkar rahsia Katherine bahawa gadis itu adalah anak Bushuk, dan ingin membalas dendam diatas kekalahan Bushuk dan lanun Berkeley (nampak sangat dia tak baca sejarah. Bushuk mati sebab terendam di dalam air dipenuhi dengan Shokubutsu dan Rejoice).

Tetapi, Fira mati sebelum sempat mengkhabarkan berita tersebut kepada Syahsir. Well, at least depa sempat bagitau sama Maharaja Jepun.

Siapa Maharaja Jepun itu? Tentulah dia Shraffe Naqiuddin, lelaki yang mempertaruhkan nyawanya demi Syahsir dahulu kala. Dia sebenarnya terdampar di Jepun dan hidup disana bertahun-tahun. Tak payah ceritalah bagaimana dia menjadi Maharaja Jepun dan juga dapat banyak isteri (tak payah tanya siapa isteri-isteri dia), 10 kali ganda lagi banyak daripada Syahsir (dengar kata dia ingin memperisterikan Osyim, tetapi dia terbagitahu identiti sebenarnya, menyebabkan Osyim tolak pinangan dia. Tapi ada orang kata Osyim mengandung anak dia, tetapi tiada siapa dapat mengesahkan jawapannya kerana dayangnya, Mek Lah sentiasa memastikan rahsia anak angkat Osyim selamat. Jawapan mungkin boleh diketahui jikalau bertanya kepada Pertapa Information Professionals Rashid, tetapi ramai orang mati meninggalkan belang, manakala harimau mati meninggalkan nama...eh, terbalik pulak).

Shraffe ingin memberitahu Syahsir, tetapi begitu ramai yang tidak suka pada dia, kerana dia dahulu mewartakan kepada semua bahawa dia hanya suka gadis Jepun dan Korea, dan juga suatu hari itu dia cuba menyelamatkan Hang Tuah yang tersangkut di dalam perigi penuh dengan bunga tahi ayam dan tahi ayam sebenar. Kerana itu, perjalanan menjadi sukar.

Apabila Shraffe sampai akhirnya kepada Syahsir, semuanya telah terlambat. Katherine dan Addy telah mempengaruhi begitu ramai penduduk, dan mereka mula memberontak, menyahut "Malayan Malaya". Agak pelik kerana semua penduduk di situ adalah rumpun Melayu.

Setelah berkali-kali desakan, akhirnya Sultan Megat Panji Alam dengan berat hatinya setuju kepada cadangan Shraffe untuk memecahkan rumpun Melayu kepada beberapa negara yang berasingan bagi mengelakkan pertumpahan Milo Bang.

Perang 10 Hari 1 Malam berlaku (kerana cuma satu malam mereka bersemangat berperang, malam lain mereka nyenyak tidur dibaui bayu). Jepun berjaya memenangi perang tersebut dan rumpun Melayu berjaya dipisahkan seperti memotong kek hari jadi Farhan pada bulan 11 lepas.

Addy dan Katherine ditangkap dan dimasukkan ke dalam Sehati Berdansa supaya mereka mati semasa menari. Malangnya mereka menang tempat pertama. So, Maharaja Shraffe membuat keputusan menghantar mereka ke Maharaja Lawak. Nasib baik, mereka tidak pandai berlawak, maka matilah mereka dibaling botol plastik yang pernah membunuh Justin Bieber yang sedang menyanyi "Oh, Babi, Babi, Babi, Oh~

Anak-anak Syahsir yang lain dah besar, dah kahwin, dapt anak dan hidup aman damai.

Pembesar-pembesar Melayu ada yang dikatakan mati di dalam peperangan tersebut. Tiada sesiapa tahu bagaimana mereka mati. Ada orang kata mereka mati semasa ingin menghantar assignment IMC 406 kepada Azmi Library Skills. Tapi yang pasti Fariak mati ketika buang air di dalam tandas lama sangat sehinggakan beliau betul-betul tertinggal bas. Khabar angin yang paling popular ialah kematian Nizart disebabkan meminta cerita blue screen secara free di belakang Chow Kit Road. Dan pembunuhnya dikatakan pondan yang telah bertukar jantina sebanyak seratus kali disebabkan kecelaruan jantina.

Maharaja Jepun Shraffe Naqiuddin? Beliau sedang bernyanyi di seluruh pelusuk dunia. Pelbagai jenis lagu beliau boleh nyanyi. Rock? Pop? Nasyid? Balada? J-Pop? K-pop? Boleh aja. Sekarang beliau sedang dalam proses mengeluarkan album terbarunya yang merangkumi beberapa lagu Melayu, lima lagu Korea dan enam lagu Jepun. Juga satu lagu Arab. Nak dengar? Mintaklah dia nyanyi nanti. Suaranya merdu tak ingat syurga dan neraka.

Sultan Megat Panji Alam? Ada orang kata beliau bersemayam di tanah airnya. Ada juga orang kata beliau duduk sebentar di Kota Machang selama tiga tahun berturut-turut barulah bersemayam di tanah airnya. Kalau nak tau, gilah tanya Pertapa Information Professionals Rashid!

Begitulah hikayat bagaimana seorang penduduk biasa berjaya menyatukan begitu ramai puak tetapi berpecah kerana ego darah dagingnya sendiri. Itulah yang dimaksudkan dengan pepatah zaman dulu yang berkata "Bapak mungkin borek, tetapi anak tak semestinya rintik." (Eh, betul ke ni?)

P/S: Aku buat citer nie pkai name je. X yah emosional sangat. Macam orang bodoh je nak jadikan benda2 nie benda sebesar kes Anwar Ibrahim. X suka xyah bace...